In an infinite number of universes...

• 2013-02-25

  There is a world in which Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio have been secretly married since they filmed Titanic and Leonardo DiCaprio has won all of the awards he’s been nominated for but doesn’t like to boast.

• 2013-01-12

  There is a universe in which, at the end of The Dark Knight Rises, Batman tears off Bane’s mask and a bunch of candy falls out of Bane’s mouth, proving that all this time he has been hoarding it in his cheeks like a chipmunk.

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  There’s a universe in which Edward Scissorhands is actually Edward Spoonhands and he pretty much just spends the whole film eating ice cream.

• 2013-01-06

  There is a universe in which, after enjoyable performances, people throw rosas on stage.

• 2012-08-30

  There is a universe in which monkey’s heart beat faster than ursula’s ever will.

• 2012-07-10

  There is a universe in which Jimmy Fallon, Sufjan Stevens and Josh Radnor are secretly nonidentical triplets.

• 2012-06-23

  There is a universe in which this is the casting for Anaïs Mitchell’s Hadestown.

  allerleirauhh:

  • Joanna Newsom as Eurydice
  • Sufjan Stevens as Orpheus
  • Shara Worden as Persephone
  • Bill Callahan as Hades (I’m not a massive fan of Bill Callahan, but I bet his voice would suit this)
  • Andrew Bird as Hermes
  • Annie Clark, Marla Hansen and Angel Deradoorian as The Fates

  Source: allerleirauhhh

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  There is a world where Anne Rice wrote a book called ‘The Vampire Nicolas’ and the story follows Nicolas Cage as he becomes a movie star and starts giving away vampire secrets.

• 2012-06-22

  There is a universe in which there are local shops that cater to only Joanna Newsom fans that sell whatever Joanna Newsom last wore for 1% of the original price.

• 2012-06-02

  There is a universe in which every celebrity has a video at least 14 seconds long of them saying “I love you” over and over.

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  There is a universe in which, instead of shaking hands when greeting people, you are supposed to slap them across the face and shout, “YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISAAAAA!!!!”

• 2012-05-20

  arcticfunky:

  if you believe in the idea of alternate realities then there is currently an alternate reality where celebrities blog about us 

  Source: ficklesirenssong

• 2012-05-17

  There is a universe in which all guinea pigs wear bow-ties.

• 2012-05-12

  There is a universe in which James Franco grew long hair and a beard and tricked America into believing that he is Jesus, so they elected him President of the United States.

• 2012-05-11

  There is a universe in which inserting q-tips into your ear canals is not looked down upon and is encouraged.