There is a world in which Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio have been secretly married since they filmed Titanic and Leonardo DiCaprio has won all of the awards he’s been nominated for but doesn’t like to boast.
There is a universe in which, at the end of The Dark Knight Rises, Batman tears off Bane’s mask and a bunch of candy falls out of Bane’s mouth, proving that all this time he has been hoarding it in his cheeks like a chipmunk.
There’s a universe in which Edward Scissorhands is actually Edward Spoonhands and he pretty much just spends the whole film eating ice cream.
There is a universe in which, after enjoyable performances, people throw rosas on stage.
There is a universe in which monkey’s heart beat faster than ursula’s ever will.
There is a universe in which Jimmy Fallon, Sufjan Stevens and Josh Radnor are secretly nonidentical triplets.
There is a universe in which this is the casting...
allerleirauhh: Joanna Newsom as Eurydice Sufjan Stevens as Orpheus Shara Worden as Persephone Bill Callahan as Hades (I’m not a massive fan of Bill Callahan, but I bet his voice would suit this) Andrew Bird as Hermes Annie Clark, Marla Hansen and Angel Deradoorian as The Fates
There is a world where Anne Rice wrote a book called ‘The Vampire Nicolas’ and the story follows Nicolas Cage as he becomes a movie star and starts giving away vampire secrets.
There is a universe in which there are local shops that cater to only Joanna Newsom fans that sell whatever Joanna Newsom last wore for 1% of the original price.
There is a universe in which every celebrity has a video at least 14 seconds long of them saying “I love you” over and over.
There is a universe in which, instead of shaking hands when greeting people, you are supposed to slap them across the face and shout, “YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISAAAAA!!!!”
arcticfunky: if you believe in the idea of alternate realities then there is currently an alternate reality where celebrities blog about us
There is a universe in which all guinea pigs wear bow-ties.
There is a universe in which James Franco grew long hair and a beard and tricked America into believing that he is Jesus, so they elected him President of the United States.
There is a universe in which inserting q-tips into your ear canals is not looked down upon and is encouraged.
There is a universe in which it actually is Christmas every day, inspiring Wizzard to release the hit single ‘I Wish It Would Stop Being Christmas’.
There is a world where all the comic book heroes we know of today are real and the ‘superheroes’ of their world are their creators. Stan Lee, Joe Simon, Jack Kirby etc.
There is a universe in which Careless Whisper is actually the national anthem of Germany.
There is a universe in which many people hire saxophonists to follow them around and play Careless Whisper during any awkward social situations that they may encounter.
There is a universe in which all pigeons’ calls have the same tune as ‘Party Rock Anthem’ by LMFAO.
There is a universe in which the location of where you live is determined by which fandom you feel most strongly towards.
There is a universe in which there is a television show of tumblr, that mostly consists of a teenage girl walking around and saying things like, ‘I can’t even,’ and ‘THIS’ to her pet cat.
There is a universe in which every single person answers the phone with, “Ahoy-hoy?”
There is a universe in which you really are the 1 millionth visitor each time there is pop-up for a prize.
There is a universe in which ‘Baby Got Back’ is the national anthem of every country.
there is a universe where people keep opossums as beloved household pets
There is a universe in which there is no such thing as a bad interviewer.
There is a universe in which Kanye West owns every cat in the world.
There is a universe in which all married people shave their heads and tattoo the name of their husband/wife right onto the back of their head, and it is a tradition considered so important that if you don’t do it then you are shunned by society.
There is a universe in which all schools across the world have a rule that states that all students must begin the day by singing ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’ right before their first class.
There is a universe in which Sufjan is the tooth fairy and instead of giving money in exchange for teeth, he gives children glow in the dark wristbands.
there is a universe in which the Harry Potter series is written from the point of view of Lord Voldemort and loyal fans of the franchise call themselves “Death Eaters”
There is a universe in which everybody walks around with ladybird-shaped umbrellas all the time, even when it isn’t raining.
There is a universe in which Joanna plays the full set of Ys once a month, somehow always in your hometown.
There is a universe in which Impossible Soul is 45 minutes long, and for about 30 of those minutes you just hear Sufjan repeatedly shouting, “NO I DON’T WANT TO FEEL PAIN!” over the top of a symphony orchestra.
There is a universe in which LP3 turns out to be a country album and features Chris Baio on lead vocals.
cherpumples: There is a universe in which there is not only a Good Intentions Paving Company music video, but also a Good Intentions Paving Company film.
There is a universe in which, for no real reason, everybody paints the walls of their bathrooms yellow.
There is a universe in which it is illegal to not be a guitarist.
There is a universe in which Justin Bieber and Nicole Kidman have been married for five years.
There is a universe in which this blog was the first blog ever created on tumblr and is already everyone’s favourite.